A to Z - Get to Know Me

Some of you follow me on social media or read my blogs and know nothing about me other than the fact that I'm a mom. Most of us have what I call Follow and Forget Syndrome® (don't steal my stuff). We follow, like and add people who are soon after forgotten. Well, I try (probably not as hard as I should) to stay connected with those who follow me, but it's difficult at times to build and maintain social network relationships due to life and the stupid Instagram algorithms. Nonetheless, I'd like ya'll to know something about me that doesn't involve me stealing B&M's fruit snacks. 

Aight, here you go...

A. Age: 32
B. Bed size: Queen
C. Favorite Candy: Those hard strawberry candies in the red and green wrapper found at the bottom of the church elder's purse
D. Dogs: None! I really want a Great Dane. However, my shortest child needs something that won't grow past her kneecaps. Scary a**
E. Essential start to your day:  Praying and checking my bank account
F. Favorite color:  Purple
G. Gold or Silver: Gold. Purple and gold are royalty, right?
H. Height: 5' 2".
I. I color: Typically not inside the lines. I'd rather not be perfect.
J. Job title:  Stay out my business. The best job ever is that of a mom.
K. Kids: God didn't bless me with the ability to give birth to goats, so with that said, I'm mom to Bray - AKA The Bald one, AKA B Savage (given by his Auntie Na Na), BKA Baby Boy and Mellie - AKA The Short One, AKA Lil Fat Girl (she knows she's not fat. She just eats like a moose), BKA Mami

L. Lives in: Detroit (Funniest thing, I'm always asked what side of Detroit I live on when talking to guys)
M. Mother’s name: Ma AKA Michelle - R.I.P. We rekindled after about 20 years. You can read our story HERE!
N. Nicknames: Simple, it's Jas. Eventually, I'll share where AJ came from. It ain't that deep. I'm just extra.
O. Oh boy, can I end this list at the letter O? Nah? Dang.
P. Pet peeves: Don't start a question or statement and not finish it. Don't "nvm" me!
Q. Quote: "If you would stop talking and listen you would have heard me the first time." - Mellie. The bible says, "spare the rod spoil the child." That means it's not child abuse right? Asking for a friend.
R. Right or left handed: Left. My son is a lefty also, however, their dad would go behind my back and make Mellie use her right hand to write and eat. Jerk, lol. You right-handed folk are the devil. Kidding!! 
S. Siblings: Lord! 2 sibs from my adopted family, 6 from my Ma (not including me. obviously I can't be my own sib) and 4 from my dad. Whoever adds that up correctly gets a cookie!
U. Underwear: Under there →
V. Vegetable you love: Brussel sprouts. B&M  hate them, so I make them often (inserts evil laugh)
W. What makes you run late: The babies tend to oversleep and forget to wake me.
X. X-Rays you’ve had:  Torn ACL (don't ask) and torn MCL (fell while 8 months pregnant with B. Maybe that's why he's such an a**hole)
Y. Yummy food that you make: Noodles. Lol
Z. Zebra or Leopard print: The fine print. This world is full of read between the lines gray-area a** people out there, and I ain't got time. 

I hope some of this made ya'll laugh. Leave me a comment!

1 comment

  1. I don't think I would have made it to z lol but u still have a sense of humor


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